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Come to our shows and learn of your true destiny, for it is written. . .


Shows coming up:

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International Space Station

Mid 2102
We confirmed this last summer but haven't heard lately,
as soon as we know for sure we'll post full details.
100 years might not be enough time to plan this one
but the Russians are at least on board.

World Metamedia Simulcast

Early 2112
That Geezer would sure like to know when and where,
its a secret location in the jungle
up in the hills, and Ahmad has plugged us into the Meta-Net
and we call to all peoples of earth to throw off your shackles!

Old Shows You Should Have Gone To!

The Vortex


FRIDAY DECEMBER 8th at 8pm
We went crazy in Vortex's warehouse.

Halloween 2000


We played rough and ready at the PONDEROSA
A Mandarin a Nun and a Fireman walk into a bar, see. . .

4th of July


Eli's amp exploded so we had to play an acoustic set
which actually went well
many eardrums were spared that night.

delta cafe


FRIDAY MAY 5TH 2000
Where: THE DELTA CAFE ON THE CORNER OF SE WOODSTOCK AND 46TH
4607 SE WOODSTOCK BLVD.
The Delta completed an ambitious remodeling project and we played at the celebration.

Nitrogen Day 2000


THURSDAY APRIL 20TH 6:30PM.
It was a crazy time down at REED.
Back in the heyday of the hippie revolution of freelove and backwards pants.

More Cable Access!


We were on cable access Sunday October 3rd 1999
at 6pm on MCTV.

LucyPalooza'99


Back in April we played a benefit for
Lucy the 3-legged dog.

The Messiah is Dead!


We were on cable access for a very
un-christmas special.

Families Against Repugnant Television!


The acronym says it all.
Another cable access show we were on.

Renn Faire


Reed College
Rennaisance Faire.

Nitrogen Day '97 & Nitrogen Day '98


Where would we be without Nitrogen?

Hemp Benefit


SlapHog played a giant show
to benefit the industrial uses of
the Hemp plant.

HogWallower's Ball


The best SlapHog show
so far.

You can contact us by mail:
PMB 456
4326 S.E. Woodstock Blvd.
Portland, OR 97206-6270

Or email: blake@slaphog.com
we love playing parties,
especially for audiences familiar with the slopera.

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