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the Juiciest of Mamas . . .

It was at this point,
just when Snard and the boys were beginning their lives
of mindless excess and rockstar antics,
that Snard met Juicy Mama.
They fell immediately in love.
And as if that weren't bad enough,
she started to educate Hogsnard about the true nature
of the systems of control around them.
Dangerous stuff indeed.
The geezer decided to put a stop to
such nonsense, and had Juicy kidnapped.
Realizing the future potential for controlling Snard,
should his newfound political consciousness interfere
with the master plan,
the geezer merely imprisoned her instead of killing her outright.
A choice he would one day regret.

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