Rock God Superstar
Hey Snard you feeling OK,
you're looking down how'd you get that way
the world is yours just open your eyes,
you've won the battle now enjoy the prize
You've surpassed all others, yet still you climb
the biggest Pop phenomenon of all time
Just rake in the bucks, boy, swim in that cash
You're a one man God Damn chart busting smash
We just can't accept that you're feeling down
we didn't build you up, boy, to see you tear it down
You have everything you need, now,
there's no reason to brood
The Chairman is anxious you should shake this mood
Every detail of your ascent we have planned
worlds will collide at the wave of your hand
billions of humans under your iron command
because you are a Rock God Superstar
you are a Rock God Superstar
Eyes always follow you wherever You are
for you are their Rock
but you're just a Fool
you're just our tool
you're such a fool
You see we have very big plans for you
you'll be the universal ruler before we're through
you're a natural leader, boy, but you lack the will
and that's a function we're so happy to fill
a Colossus astride the oceans you'll stand
our astrologers stand ready to implement our plan
worlds will collide at the wave of your hand
billions of humans under Our iron command
you're just a fool
you're just our tool
you're such a fool
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